CHOIRS ARE HORRIBLE
card game
Bass notes you can only hit during allergy season. Illegal photocopies of music. Singing with so much phlegm your throat is like a flute filled with gravy. Celebrate all the things that make choir special in this hilarious and snarky card game for die-hard choir geeks!
A question-answer card game for choral students, directors, fans and musicians.
$39.99
EXPANSION DECK
Shuffle these fun decks into the Choirs Are Horrible card game.
Ages 14+ will enjoy this expansion deck that is meant to be shuffled into the Choirs Are Horrible card game.
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Adults only expansion deck that is meant to be shuffled into the Choirs Are Horrible card game.