Conventions Are Vile, the Card Game

$24.99

Because fandoms are life…and sometimes that sucks. Let’s play cards.

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Because fandoms are life…and sometimes that sucks. Let’s play cards.

Because fandoms are life…and sometimes that sucks. Let’s play cards.

Conventions May Be Vile, But We Still Love Them

Cosplayers, weebs, Trekkers, bronies, and nerds of all kinds - this game is for you!

Trying to sneak a picture without buying a ticket. Security guards who are not amused. Making out in the back of the A-Team van. DashCon’s ball pit. Cons can cost a small fortune but this game doesn’t. Now you’ll have something to play while waiting in the Hall H line. Cons can cost a small fortune but this game doesn’t. Play it at your next game night, while waiting in Hall H line, or just a few hands before your favorite celeb finally makes it to the stage.

BONUS - Get your favorite B-list actor to sign the “getting an autograph from someone I’ve never heard of” card!

How do you play?

Each round the "judge" will read a question card like: "Why did I get kicked out of the convention?" or "What’s the worst part of cons?” 

Each player selects their best answer from their hand. Then judge reads them aloud and picks the winner. The next round starts and the judge changes to the next player. The game can be quick with a few hands or last for hours.

 

Game Details & Specifications

  • 198 high quality, 300 gsm, glossy question and answer cards

  • contained in a sturdy, 2-piece box

  • 3 unique cards - Blind Hand, Don't React, and Lucky Card

  • 3 blank cards you may personalize however you want

  • contains no profanity or sexually explicit descriptions

  • for ages 14 and up

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