Band Is Horrible: 3rd Edition

$29.99

Band is life. Sometimes that sucks. Let’s play cards.

A party card game for marching band students, directors, fans, and musicians.

Band is life. Sometimes that sucks. Let’s play cards.

A party card game for marching band students, directors, fans, and musicians.

It’s always band season! Perfect game for kicking off the year! Play at socials, a few hands before class, or any place you are waiting around. Make it the director’s permanent sub plan!

NOTE: This is content from our previous edition, selected as the “best of the worst”. If you’re looking for new band content, we have it and will make it available as soon as possible.

There are so many things about marching band that are horrible. Falling band props. Trombone lubes. A bassoon player that is having a moment.

These are the times that lead to priceless memories and costly therapy. Game play is simple

Each round the "judge" will read a question card like: "Why is the director crying?" or "Why is my chair wet?” 

Each player selects their best answer from their hand. Then judge reads them aloud and picks the winner. The next round starts and the judge changes to the next player. The game can be quick with a few hands or last for hours!

Who should play it?

Band Is Horrible was written by band directors and is appropriate for high school students, but will be enjoyed even more by their directors.

Get a few sets to keep the kids occupied when they are hanging out in the band room before school. You've got stuff to do.

Game Details & Specifications

  • 193 high quality, glossy question and answer cards

  • contained in a sturdy, 2-piece box

  • 3 unique cards - Blind Hand, Don't React, and Lucky Card

  • 3 blank cards you may personalize however you want

  • game dimensions: 5.5” x 4” x 1.5”, 1.2 pounds

  • contains no profanity or sexually explicit descriptions

  • for ages 14 and up

Samples:

Question Cards

What’s the real reason band is horrible?

Answer cards

the percussion section has gone rogue

that one band mom

the smell of the uniform room

a band director screaming “Louder!”