ORCHESTRAS ARE AWFUL
card game
Dead strings. Bridge collapse. Suzuki Book 3. Not enough rosin. There are so many orchestral annoyances that make this otherwise awesome activity absolutely awful. Take a break and play some horrible cards.
Orchestras Are Awful is a question-answer card game for orchestra students, directors, fans and musicians.
$39.99
EXPANSION DECK
Shuffle this adult-only deck into the Orchestras Are Awful card game.
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Adults only expansion deck that is meant to be shuffled into the Orchestras Are Awful card game.